Plot: Ron Odyssey (Guarino) at an airport car "convenience" center; Grandma Bell (Ash) speaks to gay high school students about her version of Black History; "I Like Lucy" in Italy (a gay parody of I Love Lucy with guest star Paul Vogt); "Little Star Jones," a parody of "Little Shop of Horrors" featuring Star Jones as the monster; the WBNA auditions "sexy" cheerleaders for its halftime show.