Plot: FOOTBALLER GUEST: Steve Guppy (Celtic) OTHER GUESTS: James Alexandrou (Arsenal fan) ON THE PHONE: Carlton Palmer (Stockport manager) Jamie Redknapp (Spurs) Charlie Nicolas CAN HE KICK IT? GUEST: Paul Walsh (ex Portsmouth, Liverpool, Man City) COULD HE? Rammed it past the Cat. FANS OF THE WEEK: Swansea SCORE IN FEED THE IRON CURTAIN: Seven CHANGING ROOMS: Olivier Dacourt (Leeds)