Rifftrax: Twilight
Plot: At the movie's premiere we were there among the throngs, shrieking with girlish glee when Robert Pattinson got out of his limo (it turns out we had mistakenly gone to the premiere of The Changeling and were actually shrieking for John Malkovich, but the point still stands. ) And when it was finally released on DVD we ruined our first three copies by hugging them too much