Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk Cast and Crew

Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk

Plot: A reimagining /regurgitation and re-dubbing of a classic silent horror flick! Shot in mind-shattering 2D (& 36DD), featuring T&A and epic voice-over ‘voom’, by Ms. Ilham Otaku & Pepe Chingadero! Original 1922 star Max Schreck plays (in newly tinted archive footage, mixed, with new) Count Orlock, a deviant, adulterous, shape-shifting Transylvanian vampire aristocrat & super creep, who is tearing Bremen, a new corn-hole & it's up to a 'brotha-in-a-collar' and a creole nun with a flamin' gun, to stop him, in this 'creature-feature' fang-fest! Co-Starring Canadian Scream Queen: Vivita, with new footage shot in tantalizing Watt-a-Rama & dubbed in Tex-O-Phonic Super-Sound

Release Date: Sunday, March 9 2014
11 years ago

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Cast

Max Schreck. Max Schreck would have been no older than 56 in Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk as 'Count Orlock / The Nosferatu (archive)'.

Birthday: Sat, Sep 06 1879 –
Died: Thu, Feb 20 1936

Vivita. Vivita was >> in Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk as 'Sister Funk'.

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Tony Watt. Tony Watt was >> in Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk as 'Father Pipecock'.

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

John Migliore. John Migliore was >> in Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk as 'Johnny Ghoulash'.

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Kelly Mari. Kelly Mari was >> in Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk as 'Ariana - Bride of Orlock'.

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Sara Dagoda. Sara Dagoda was >> in Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk as 'Fräulein Wassermann - Mistress of Orlock'.

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Crew

Vivita. Vivita was >> in Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk as 'Director, Original Music Composer, Executive Producer, Editor'

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Tony Watt. Tony Watt was >> in Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk as 'Director of Photography, Director, Editor, Executive Producer, Original Music Composer, Screenplay, Story'

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Peter John Ross. Peter John Ross was >> in Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk as 'Original Music Composer'

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

David Cronenberg. David Cronenberg was 70 in Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk as 'Thanks'

Birthday: Mon, Mar 15 1943

Rian Johnson. Rian Johnson was 40 in Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk as 'Thanks'

Birthday: Mon, Dec 17 1973