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If I Had Legs I’d Kick You

Plot: With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
Release Date: Friday, October 10 2025
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Cast

Portrait of Rose ByrneRose Byrne. Rose Byrne will be 46 in If I Had Legs I’d Kick You as 'Linda'.
Birthday: Tue, Jul 24 1979
Portrait of Delaney QuinnDelaney Quinn. Delaney Quinn will be >> in If I Had Legs I’d Kick You as 'Child'.
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Mary BronsteinMary Bronstein. Mary Bronstein will be 46 in If I Had Legs I’d Kick You as 'Dr. Spring'.
Birthday: Fri, Sep 07 1979
Portrait of A$AP RockyA$AP Rocky. A$AP Rocky will be 37 in If I Had Legs I’d Kick You as 'James'.
Birthday: Mon, Oct 03 1988
Portrait of Ivy WolkIvy Wolk. Ivy Wolk will be 21 in If I Had Legs I’d Kick You as 'Diana'.
Birthday: Tue, Aug 24 2004
Portrait of Mark StolzenbergMark Stolzenberg. Mark Stolzenberg will be >> in If I Had Legs I’d Kick You as 'Parking Attendant'.
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Conan O'BrienConan O'Brien. Conan O'Brien will be 62 in If I Had Legs I’d Kick You as 'Therapist'.
Birthday: Thu, Apr 18 1963
Portrait of Manu NarayanManu Narayan. Manu Narayan will be 52 in If I Had Legs I’d Kick You as 'Landlord'.
Birthday: Thu, Aug 16 1973
Portrait of Danielle MacdonaldDanielle Macdonald. Danielle Macdonald will be 34 in If I Had Legs I’d Kick You as 'Caroline'.
Birthday: Sun, May 19 1991
Portrait of Eva KornetEva Kornet. Eva Kornet will be >> in If I Had Legs I’d Kick You as 'Breathworker'.
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Ella BeattyElla Beatty. Ella Beatty will be >> in If I Had Legs I’d Kick You as 'Kate'.
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Helen HongHelen Hong. Helen Hong will be >> in If I Had Legs I’d Kick You as 'Eva'.
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Daniel ZolghadriDaniel Zolghadri. Daniel Zolghadri will be 26 in If I Had Legs I’d Kick You as 'Stephen'.
Birthday: Sat, Feb 20 1999
Portrait of Josh PaisJosh Pais. Josh Pais will be 61 in If I Had Legs I’d Kick You as 'Brad'.
Birthday: Sun, Jun 21 1964
Portrait of Ronald BronsteinRonald Bronstein. Ronald Bronstein will be >> in If I Had Legs I’d Kick You as 'Caroline’s Husband'.
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Laurence BlumLaurence Blum. Laurence Blum will be >> in If I Had Legs I’d Kick You as 'Police Officer'.
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Lark WhiteLark White. Lark White will be >> in If I Had Legs I’d Kick You as 'Vanessa'.
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Amy Judd LiebermanAmy Judd Lieberman. Amy Judd Lieberman will be >> in If I Had Legs I’d Kick You as 'Melanie'.
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Char SidneyChar Sidney. Char Sidney will be >> in If I Had Legs I’d Kick You as 'Nurse'.
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Jodi Michelle PynnJodi Michelle Pynn. Jodi Michelle Pynn will be >> in If I Had Legs I’d Kick You as 'Nurse'.
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Christian SlaterChristian Slater. Christian Slater will be 56 in If I Had Legs I’d Kick You as 'Father (uncredited)'.
Birthday: Mon, Aug 18 1969

Crew

Portrait of Mary BronsteinMary Bronstein. Mary Bronstein will be 46 in If I Had Legs I’d Kick You as 'Director, Screenplay, Executive Producer'
Birthday: Fri, Sep 07 1979
Portrait of Christopher MessinaChristopher Messina. Christopher Messina will be >> in If I Had Legs I’d Kick You as 'Director of Photography'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Sara MurphySara Murphy. Sara Murphy will be >> in If I Had Legs I’d Kick You as 'Producer'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Ryan ZacariasRyan Zacarias. Ryan Zacarias will be >> in If I Had Legs I’d Kick You as 'Producer'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Josh SafdieJosh Safdie. Josh Safdie will be 41 in If I Had Legs I’d Kick You as 'Producer'
Birthday: Tue, Apr 03 1984
Portrait of Eli BushEli Bush. Eli Bush will be >> in If I Had Legs I’d Kick You as 'Producer'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Richie DoyleRichie Doyle. Richie Doyle will be >> in If I Had Legs I’d Kick You as 'Producer'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Conor HannonConor Hannon. Conor Hannon will be >> in If I Had Legs I’d Kick You as 'Producer'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Ronald BronsteinRonald Bronstein. Ronald Bronstein will be >> in If I Had Legs I’d Kick You as 'Producer'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Tatiana BearsTatiana Bears. Tatiana Bears will be >> in If I Had Legs I’d Kick You as 'Co-Producer'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Bruno Vernaschi-BermanBruno Vernaschi-Berman. Bruno Vernaschi-Berman will be >> in If I Had Legs I’d Kick You as 'Co-Producer'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Lauren EbnerLauren Ebner. Lauren Ebner will be >> in If I Had Legs I’d Kick You as 'Associate Producer'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Rose ByrneRose Byrne. Rose Byrne will be 46 in If I Had Legs I’d Kick You as 'Executive Producer'
Birthday: Tue, Jul 24 1979
Portrait of Rita WalshRita Walsh. Rita Walsh will be >> in If I Had Legs I’d Kick You as 'Co-Producer'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Filipe MessederFilipe Messeder. Filipe Messeder will be >> in If I Had Legs I’d Kick You as 'Supervising Sound Editor, Sound Re-Recording Mixer, Sound Designer'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Lucian JohnstonLucian Johnston. Lucian Johnston will be >> in If I Had Legs I’d Kick You as 'Editor'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Nick CaramelaNick Caramela. Nick Caramela will be >> in If I Had Legs I’d Kick You as 'Sound Effects Editor'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Geraldine BarónGeraldine Barón. Geraldine Barón will be >> in If I Had Legs I’d Kick You as 'Casting'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Nitasha BhambreeNitasha Bhambree. Nitasha Bhambree will be >> in If I Had Legs I’d Kick You as 'Stunt Coordinator'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Ruy GarcíaRuy García. Ruy García will be 57 in If I Had Legs I’d Kick You as 'Sound Re-Recording Mixer'
Birthday: Mon, Jun 03 1968
Portrait of Kaili CorcoranKaili Corcoran. Kaili Corcoran will be >> in If I Had Legs I’d Kick You as 'Set Decoration'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Sarit KleinSarit Klein. Sarit Klein will be >> in If I Had Legs I’d Kick You as 'Makeup Department Head'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Salome OggenfussSalome Oggenfuss. Salome Oggenfuss will be >> in If I Had Legs I’d Kick You as 'Casting'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Carmen NavisCarmen Navis. Carmen Navis will be >> in If I Had Legs I’d Kick You as 'Production Design'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Matthew AtwoodMatthew Atwood. Matthew Atwood will be >> in If I Had Legs I’d Kick You as 'Gaffer'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Elizabeth WarnElizabeth Warn. Elizabeth Warn will be >> in If I Had Legs I’d Kick You as 'Costume Design'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Anders NymanAnders Nyman. Anders Nyman will be >> in If I Had Legs I’d Kick You as 'Visual Effects Supervisor'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Kyra BoselliKyra Boselli. Kyra Boselli will be >> in If I Had Legs I’d Kick You as 'Art Direction'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Pamela MayPamela May. Pamela May will be >> in If I Had Legs I’d Kick You as 'Hair Department Head'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday